"Let's Kidnap a White Dude"

Before we get to Andy, behold a Great Moment in Matrimony.

And now it's time for another installment of...

ANDY'S (BIWEEKLY?) FRIDAY VIDEO CORNER



The cutest member of the Family Ties family not named Jennifer brings you more gut-busting hilarity and retina-searing awesomeness from around the Interblogospherewebs!

We begin with the real Gee Dubya... wooden-front wearin', cherry tree choppin', Redcoat killin' pussy magnet George Washington!! You better rekkinize.

Persuasive, to-the-point advertising. [via BoingBoing]

Mr. Britney Spears brings his freshest new jam: Hot Brazilian Care Bear Beats.

The most adorable crazy every-man-for-himself brawl in history. Never has mind-bending brutality been so huggable.

Speaking of warfare... Battle of the Fruits(??)! [Don't watch the whole thing, for the love of god.]

A kinder, gentler brand of National Socialism. [via BoingBoing]

First, watch Wolfmother's AOL Sessions. Then, watch this dude show them how it's really done.

Michael McDonald and Warren G climb the charts in Episode #7 of Yacht Rock.

MC Nuggets introduces the RCD2 in the first (and, most likely, last) episode of Drink of the Week.

And finally... one from the vaults. A true classic. Who wants a body massage?

So there you have it. A whole day's worth of useless crap that's sure to lower your I.Q. Have a great weekend!